Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Martyr of Spores, Crypt Rats, Bestial Menace, and Repel Intruders!
“Arrogant much? I wasn’t weeping for you; your stupid spores just got blown into my eyes.”
“Bear, I want to thank you for coming down to audition today, but I’m afraid there’s only one spot open for a 2/2, and Wolf just tests better with the 18-49 demographic. Gladdys can validate your parking on your way out.”
Though some claimed it to be overkill, after years of constant harassment, the leprechaun finally had an army capable of protecting his lucky charms from those meddlesome children.
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