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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Count ‘er Spell? But There’s Just the One…

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Might Weaver, Magister of Worth, Angelic Edict, and Ravaging Riftwurm!

 

Might WeaverMight Weaver:

“Sure, I might weave ‘er. Then again, I might not weave ‘er.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Magister of Worth

Magister of Worth:

“I’m not exactly in love with our choices: Either everyone that’s ever died, including Hitler, comes back to life, or everyone currently alive, including Beyoncé, will be killed. It’s a lose-lose.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Angelic Edict

Angelic Edict:

Charlie thought the glass elevator was transporting him to his new life as owner of the chocolate factory. Instead, it would be his eternal prison…

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ravaging Riftwurm

Ravaging Riftwurm:

Each segment of its body tears new holes in the fabric of space-time. Its head, for instance, is in Dominaria during the Ice Age, while its tail is on Daylight Saving Time in Susquehanna County, Pennsylvania.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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