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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Corrections and Wombat-ions

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Rabid Wombat, Soul Parry, Soramaro, First to Dream, and Demoralize!

 

Rabid Wombat:

EDITORIAL NOTE:
Due to a clerical oversight, a previous edition of Peculiar Flavor accidentally captioned the above image “Magic: The Gathering player during preview week” instead of “rabies-stricken marsupial.” We have corrected the error, and apologize to any nerds that may have been offended.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soul Parry:

“Yes, yes, I’m calling now, it’s ringing… someone’s picking up! It’s Elspeth’s steel! No wait, it went to voicemail… and her inbox is full. Well now what do we do?” -Mirrodin

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soramaro, First to Dream:

Not only is he the first, thanks to his hellacious snoring, some nights he’ll be the only one that gets to dream.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Demoralize:

Most years, Kamahl would have to slay one or two other shoppers to get first in line, but this Black Friday, everyone at Target gave him a wide berth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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