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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Corrections and Wombat-ions

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Rabid Wombat, Soul Parry, Soramaro, First to Dream, and Demoralize!


Rabid Wombat:

Due to a clerical oversight, a previous edition of Peculiar Flavor accidentally captioned the above image “Magic: The Gathering player during preview week” instead of “rabies-stricken marsupial.” We have corrected the error, and apologize to any nerds that may have been offended.








Soul Parry:

“Yes, yes, I’m calling now, it’s ringing… someone’s picking up! It’s Elspeth’s steel! No wait, it went to voicemail… and her inbox is full. Well now what do we do?” -Mirrodin









Soramaro, First to Dream:

Not only is he the first, thanks to his hellacious snoring, some nights he’ll be the only one that gets to dream.











Most years, Kamahl would have to slay one or two other shoppers to get first in line, but this Black Friday, everyone at Target gave him a wide berth.










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