Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: North Star, Gigantomancer, Pillage, and Merseine!
“Pff, astronomers… With all their fancy shmancy telescopes, are they any closer to explaining the giant lady in the sky holding up that glowing ball?”
Entire continents were ravaged by the constant warfare between the guild of the gigantomancers, and their mortal enemies, the ancient order of the ittybittycasters.
“Ooooh, see, your voicemail came out a bit garbled, so we actually salted their homes, burned nothing, and allowed their lands to survive…”
The drowsy merfolk was pleased to come across a nice sea hammock. Upon waking from his nap, he was less pleased to discover that there was no such thing as a “sea hammock.”
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