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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Consternating Constellations

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: North Star, Gigantomancer, Pillage, and Merseine!

 

North StarNorth Star:

“Pff, astronomers… With all their fancy shmancy telescopes, are they any closer to explaining the giant lady in the sky holding up that glowing ball?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gigantomancer

Gigantomancer:

Entire continents were ravaged by the constant warfare between the guild of the gigantomancers, and their mortal enemies, the ancient order of the ittybittycasters.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pillage

Pillage:

“Ooooh, see, your voicemail came out a bit garbled, so we actually salted their homes, burned nothing, and allowed their lands to survive…”


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Merseine

Merseine:

The drowsy merfolk was pleased to come across a nice sea hammock. Upon waking from his nap, he was less pleased to discover that there was no such thing as a “sea hammock.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 Comments

  1. ChuChuJelly
    August 6, 2015 at 11:01 am | Permalink

    Nice, the last one got me- “what have i done!”

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