Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Neurok Stealthsuit, Contested Cliffs, Weight of the Underworld, and Chariot of Victory!
“… because as I’m sure you’re well aware, there is no material stealthier than highly reflective chrome.” –Zymerch, stealthsuit designer
“The ‘contested’ part really isn’t as exciting as it sounds; it just means the issue’s been tied up in circuit court over differing interpretations of eminent domain precedents.” –Rubart, the Jurisomancer
♫ He’s got the whole underworld, in his hands, he’s got the whole underworld, in his hands… ♫
Meanwhile, commanders from vanquished armies are paraded before the crowd on the Razor Scooter of Defeat.
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