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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – “Completely” “Undetectable”

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Neurok Stealthsuit, Contested Cliffs, Weight of the Underworld, and Chariot of Victory!


Neurok StealthsuitNeurok Stealthsuit:

“… because as I’m sure you’re well aware, there is no material stealthier than highly reflective chrome.” –Zymerch, stealthsuit designer











Contested Cliffs

Contested Cliffs:

“The ‘contested’ part really isn’t as exciting as it sounds; it just means the issue’s been tied up in circuit court over differing interpretations of eminent domain precedents.” –Rubart, the Jurisomancer











Weight of the Underworld

Weight of the Underworld:

♫ He’s got the whole underworld, in his hands, he’s got the whole underworld, in his hands… ♫










Chariot of Victory

Chariot of Victory:

Meanwhile, commanders from vanquished armies are paraded before the crowd on the Razor Scooter of Defeat.











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