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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – The Cave-Troll Diet

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Uthden Troll, Pulse of Llanowar, Vampirism, and Harmonize!

 

Uthden TrollUthden Troll:

“Soy, soy, soy, you put tofu in ‘ere,
Soy, soy, soy, me smella health food near,
Gonna fry ‘n eata pie,
‘n da tofu’ll disappear.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pulse of Llanowar

Pulse of Llanowar:

Falling somewhat short of the expected number of demonstrators, the entirety of the Occupy Llanowar movement consisted of three hippies in a drum circle.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vampirism

Vampirism:

Vampire covens save on rent by making full use of the floor space… and the ceiling space.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harmonize

Harmonize:

Starving after three straight days of meditation, the sage salivated as he held aloft an imaginary salami.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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