Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Uthden Troll, Pulse of Llanowar, Vampirism, and Harmonize!
“Soy, soy, soy, you put tofu in ‘ere,
Soy, soy, soy, me smella health food near,
Gonna fry ‘n eata pie,
‘n da tofu’ll disappear.”
Falling somewhat short of the expected number of demonstrators, the entirety of the Occupy Llanowar movement consisted of three hippies in a drum circle.
Vampire covens save on rent by making full use of the floor space… and the ceiling space.
Starving after three straight days of meditation, the sage salivated as he held aloft an imaginary salami.
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