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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Breaking Wind Badly

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Sirocco, Chief of the Edge, Living Death, and Walk the Aeons!

Programming Note: Next week will be the very last Peculiar Flavor Roundup, at least for a while. This post at FlavorText.LOL explains it at great length. Thank you all for following this column for the last couple of years, it has been awesome to write for TheManaPool.com and all of you.

 

SiroccoSirocco:

Dealers that forget to put their product in baggies risk their entire inventory disappearing in a single gust.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chief of the Edge

Chief of the Edge:

As front man of U2, technically Bono is “Chief of The Edge.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Living Death

Living Death:

True fact: Life insurance companies invented necromancy so that they wouldn’t be legally required to pay out death benefits on the insured corpses.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walk the Aeons

Walk the Aeons:

“Uh, Josh, you might not want to be pushing the blade directly from behind like that… just saying.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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