Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Terravore, Hair-Strung Koto, Coils of the Medusa, and Prismatic Omen!
“Don’t worry, once he’s been neutered, little Muffin here should stop humping every chasm he comes across.” –Dr. Debbel Dangmas, Dangmas Veterinary Associates
It wasn’t until the cranes requested “Free Bird” for the tenth time in a row that she began questioning her sanity. Of course, that the cranes were talking to her at all should probably have been a warning sign.
“Mom, can you pick me up from the emergency room? My hair bit my date during the slow dance. Worst prom ever.”
“Bullock, grab some Windex and get to the roof. The diva’s been complaining that his bat-signal is showing up blurry again.” –Commissioner Gordon
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff