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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Bob Barker Reminding You to Help Control the Lhurgoyf Population

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Terravore, Hair-Strung Koto, Coils of the Medusa, and Prismatic Omen!

 

TerravoreTerravore:

“Don’t worry, once he’s been neutered, little Muffin here should stop humping every chasm he comes across.” –Dr. Debbel Dangmas, Dangmas Veterinary Associates

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hair-Strung Koto

Hair-Strung Koto:

It wasn’t until the cranes requested “Free Bird” for the tenth time in a row that she began questioning her sanity. Of course, that the cranes were talking to her at all should probably have been a warning sign.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coils of the Medusa

Coils of the Medusa:

“Mom, can you pick me up from the emergency room? My hair bit my date during the slow dance. Worst prom ever.”


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prismatic Omen

Prismatic Omen:

“Bullock, grab some Windex and get to the roof. The diva’s been complaining that his bat-signal is showing up blurry again.” –Commissioner Gordon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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