Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Dwarven Driller, Soul Net, and THREE new cards from the fully revealed Dragons of Tarkir set: Duress, Glint, and Gleam of Authority!
“Living wages or you’ve got trouble;
Overtime pay? Make it double!”
-Dwarven union picket line song
“We proudly use dolphin-safe tuna in all of our products. Admittedly, ghosts will get in from time to time. Actually, most canned tuna is like, 40% ghost.”
Kolaghan was none too pleased when Dr. Bellstriker took one look down her throat and confirmed the diagnosis: mononucleosis. Ojutai had sworn that he wasn’t contagious last time they made out.
Fun Fact: Post Cereal originally wanted Tony the Tiger to be the face of Fruity Pebbles.
At 80 years old, Praktuhn still managed regular bowel movements, an accomplishment the entire town deemed worthy of a parade.
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