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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Belabor Unions

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Dwarven Driller, Soul Net, and THREE new cards from the fully revealed Dragons of Tarkir set: Duress, Glint, and Gleam of Authority!

 

Dwarven DrillerDwarven Driller:

“Living wages or you’ve got trouble;
Overtime pay? Make it double!”
-Dwarven union picket line song

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soul Net

Soul Net:

“We proudly use dolphin-safe tuna in all of our products. Admittedly, ghosts will get in from time to time. Actually, most canned tuna is like, 40% ghost.”

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Duress

Duress:

Kolaghan was none too pleased when Dr. Bellstriker took one look down her throat and confirmed the diagnosis: mononucleosis. Ojutai had sworn that he wasn’t contagious last time they made out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Glint

Glint:

Fun Fact: Post Cereal originally wanted Tony the Tiger to be the face of Fruity Pebbles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gleam of Authority

Gleam of Authority:

At 80 years old, Praktuhn still managed regular bowel movements, an accomplishment the entire town deemed worthy of a parade.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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