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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Beavis and the Pussycats

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

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On this Roundup: Mask of Law and Grace, Madblind Mountain, Visions of Beyond, and Molting Snakeskin!


Mask of Law and GraceMask of Law and Grace:

From the network that canceled Community comes the crossover event literally nobody was asking for: Law & Order meets Will & Grace in: Law and Grace, Tuesdays this fall on NBC.










Madblind Mountain

Madblind Mountain:

Named for its discoverer, Sir Malcolm Madblind, the unfortunate moniker has not been particularly encouraging for the region’s nascent tourism industry.











Visions of Beyond

Visions of Beyond:

With his ingenious fog-generating hat giving him all the privacy he needed, Salgon finally had the confidence to take a dump in the river.











Molting Snakeskin:

After spending a year abroad in snake country, the soon-to-be inventor of the tearaway stripper pants had a eureka moment.











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