Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Mask of Law and Grace, Madblind Mountain, Visions of Beyond, and Molting Snakeskin!
From the network that canceled Community comes the crossover event literally nobody was asking for: Law & Order meets Will & Grace in: Law and Grace, Tuesdays this fall on NBC.
Named for its discoverer, Sir Malcolm Madblind, the unfortunate moniker has not been particularly encouraging for the region’s nascent tourism industry.
With his ingenious fog-generating hat giving him all the privacy he needed, Salgon finally had the confidence to take a dump in the river.
After spending a year abroad in snake country, the soon-to-be inventor of the tearaway stripper pants had a eureka moment.
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