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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Beard Wax and Lumberjacks

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Balduvian War-Makers, Prodigal Sorcerer, and Goblin Chirurgeon

 

 Balduvian War-Makers:

Klubtrep and his buddies had neither the artistic skill nor the patience for elaborate face painting, but darn it if they weren’t the most dedicated fans in the KISS army.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prodigal Sorcerer:

Some wizards succumb to extravagant spending on drink and companionship. Tim blew his savings on beard wax and an army of professional manscapers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goblin Chirurgeon:

“The schooling is expensive, but you can make it up in no time moonlighting for logging companies.” -student at St. Squee’s Teaching Hospital

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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