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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Mr. Monk and the Huge Staff

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

 

 Dosan the Falling Leaf:

There once was a monk from Jukai,
Whose huge… staff once took out an eye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dragonstorm:

To determine if the dragonstorm is getting closer, count the seconds between being set on fire and hearing yourself scream.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tower Drake:

Those tower drakes think they’re so hot. More like sour drakes, am I right?”
-Slippy, Drainage Ditch Drake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 Comments

  1. August 18, 2014 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    A+++, would read again. Fantastic. Easily the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Bravo! [searches for ‘post anonymous comment’ button… ah, here it is]

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