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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Mr. Monk and the Huge Staff

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.


 Dosan the Falling Leaf:

There once was a monk from Jukai,
Whose huge… staff once took out an eye.











To determine if the dragonstorm is getting closer, count the seconds between being set on fire and hearing yourself scream.










Tower Drake:

Those tower drakes think they’re so hot. More like sour drakes, am I right?”
-Slippy, Drainage Ditch Drake










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  1. August 18, 2014 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    A+++, would read again. Fantastic. Easily the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Bravo! [searches for ‘post anonymous comment’ button… ah, here it is]

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