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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – And an Associate Degree in Mayhem

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Master of Cruelties, Pheres-Band Warchief, Goldmeadow Lookout, and Blessing of Leeches!


Master of CrueltiesMaster of Cruelties:

“Excuse me, but that’s doctor of cruelties, thank you very much. I didn’t defend my dissertation on flaying the innocent alive to be a mere master.”











Pheres-Band Warchief

Pheres-Band Warchief:

Like most competitors on the professional Whack-a-Mole circuit, Plenorikos traveled with his own, custom-balanced mallet.











Goldmeadow Lookout:

“Hey, guys, it’s the Google Street View car, let’s go wave at it!”











Blessing of Leeches

Blessing of Leeches:

It was to be Lady Gaga’s most ambitious fashion statement yet, but she was turned away at the door of the MTV Music Awards over public health concerns.










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