Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Dancing Scimitar, Marsh Casualties, Giant Growth, and a special bonus Battle for Zendikar spoiler!
The most entertaining weapon since the yodeling rapier or the cello-playing bastard sword.
“We took some acceptable casualties along the way, which is to say, I will be accepting their share of the reward.”
“Okay, I know absent any context, it’s hard to tell if this bug is any bigger or smaller than it should be, but just trust me, it’s like, really, really huge.” –L.A. Williams
“Cousin, this rave is a disaster. We rented all these disco hedrons but the only person dancing is that weird eldrazi-exchange student from Berlin… Have to admit, though: guy’s got some moves.”
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