Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Planar Cleansing, Storm Cauldron, Pulling Teeth, and Heartless Hidetsugu!
Thanks to a design flaw at the parachute manufacturer, what started as a joyful, world-record-setting skydiving attempt quickly turned to tragedy.
“Ugh, waiter, please take this back to the kitchen; there’s a category 3 hurricane in my soup.”
“Listen, I know you came in today to get your widsom teeth removed, but I just don’t feel like reaching that far back into your mouth, so I’mma just yank these ones here to give your wisdom teeth room to grow in…”
Special Valentine’s Day Rejected Flavor Text!
“As if it wasn’t bad enough that she dumped me on Valentine’s Day, now I find out she was cheating on me with my best oni the whole time?” -Heartbroken Hidetsugu
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