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Mad Lib – Day of Love

Is it that time again? I do believe it is! Here’s yet another Magic Mad Lib by our very own Brian! This one first popped up in Episode 165 – Fumiko the Underperforming, which was posted right around everyone’s favorite greeting card company holiday, Valentine’s Day! The episode had nothing at all to do with it though, unless you count Mike showing his undying love for Fumiko the Lowblood. They’re still together as of this posting. Ah, young love…*sigh*

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10 Comments

  1. April 29, 2011 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    Must resist temptation to put in Frog Tongue.

  2. April 29, 2011 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    “Of course, a romantic day wouldn’t be complete without an intimate ending, would it? If you’re ready to jump in the Helm of Possession and Divine Congregation with your date, always, always Shock first. Remember, using Fists of the Demigod is always a sign of true love. Take care now.”

    Now that was just wrong…

  3. Poisoned Fly
    April 29, 2011 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    If you’re ready to jump in the Nevinyrral\’s Disk and Tinker with your date, always, always Spin into Myth first. Remember, using Bear Umbra is always a sign of true love

  4. April 30, 2011 at 1:04 am | Permalink

    Well hello there, friends. How’s your love life these days? Any Dryad you’ve had your eye on? Are you already in a Screaming Fury relationship, or have you been married to a Red-Hot Hottie for years? Regardless of who you are, love is a Bound // Determined part of your life. Next week, we all remember this fact of life on Saint Rakdos the Defiler s day, a day of Abduction and love.

    Which of course leads to the most important message any creature has to make: what to buy the love of your life to show them you Disperse about them. I’m Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas and I’m here to help you put the Predatory Urge back in your relationship the commercial way: with gifts! Are you a traditionalist? Consider the tried-and-true package of chocolate-covered Lotus Petals. Don’t forget a bouquet of Sprouting Phytohydras. Looking to put effort in? Good for you! Be sure to fix a nice dinner of roasted Jackel Pup with red sauce. Don’t skimp on the wine; my favorite is always from Ghitu Encampment. Jewelry always impresses, so if all else fails, a Locket of Yesterdays will do the trick. Remember, Planar Gates are a Myr Superion’s best friend.

    Of course, a romantic day wouldn’t be complete without an intimate ending, would it? If you’re ready to jump in the Well of Lost Dreams and Agonizing Memories with your date, always, always Artillerize first. Remember, using Corrupted Conscience is always a sign of true love. Take care now.

  5. Banzai_Tree
    May 1, 2011 at 6:17 am | Permalink

    Well hello there, friends. How’s your love life these days? Any Wizard you’ve had your eye on? Are you already in a Temporal Cascade relationship, or have you been married to a Master Splicer for years? Regardless of who you are, love is a Stop That part of your life. Next week, we all remember this fact of life on Saint Sivitri Scarzams day, a day of Contemplation and love.

    Which of course leads to the most important message any Creature has to make: what to buy the love of your life to show them you Healing Salve about them. I’m Garruk Wildspeaker and I’m here to help you put the Goblin War Drums back in your relationship the commercial way: with gifts! Are you a traditionalist? Consider the tried-and-true package of chocolate-covered Howling Mines. Don’t forget a bouquet of Carnivorous Plants. Looking to put effort in? Good for you! Be sure to fix a nice dinner of roasted Worldgorger Dragon with Green sauce. Don’t skimp on the wine; my favorite is always from Scrying Sheets. Jewelry always impresses, so if all else fails, a Copper Myr will do the trick. Remember, Pit Traps are a Archangel’s best friend.

    Of course, a romantic day wouldn’t be complete without an intimate ending, would it? If you’re ready to jump in the Clockwork Avian and Innocent Blood with your date, always, always Remove Soul first. Remember, using Eel Umbra is always a sign of true love. Take care now.

  6. silentstack
    May 2, 2011 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

    “Are you already in a Gifts Ungiven relationship, or have you been married to a Tarmogoyf for years? Regardless of who you are, love is a Force of Will part of your life. Next week, we all remember this fact of life on Saint Kharns day, a day of Ghostly Prison and love.”

    This sounds wrong in some kind.

    “I’m here to help you put the Ring of Oblivion back in your relationship the commercial way: with gifts! Are you a traditionalist? Consider the tried-and-true package of chocolate-covered Smokestacks.”

    Wha?

    “Of course, a romantic day wouldn’t be complete without an intimate ending, would it? If you’re ready to jump in the Bonesaw and Armageddon with your date, always, always Swords to Plowshares first. Remember, using Vampiric Link is always a sign of true love. Take care now.”

    Oh yeah.

  7. crazyknight27
    May 2, 2011 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    Well hello there, friends. How’s your love life these days? Any Slivers you’ve had your eye on? Are you already in a Overrun relationship, or have you been married to a Llanowar Elf for years? Regardless of who you are, love is a Revoke Existence part of your life. Next week, we all remember this fact of life on Saint Emrakul, the Aeons Torns day, a day of Leyline of the Void and love.

    Which of course leads to the most important message any Tribal has to make: what to buy the love of your life to show them you Path to Exile about them. I’m Venser the Sojourner and I’m here to help you put the Bad Moon back in your relationship the commercial way: with gifts! Are you a traditionalist? Consider the tried-and-true package of chocolate-covered Knowledge Pools. Don’t forget a bouquet of Avenger of Zendikars. Looking to put effort in? Good for you! Be sure to fix a nice dinner of roasted Urabask, the Hidden with Black sauce. Don’t skimp on the wine; my favorite is always from Forbidden Orchard. Jewelry always impresses, so if all else fails, a Darksteel Relic will do the trick. Remember, Batterskulls are a Inkwell Leviathan’s best friend.

    Of course, a romantic day wouldn’t be complete without an intimate ending, would it? If you’re ready to jump in the Voltaic Key and Open the Vaults with your date, always, always Giant Growth first. Remember, using Pacifism is always a sign of true love. Take care now.

  8. phear
    May 3, 2011 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    Well hello there, friends. How’s your love life these days? Any merfolk you’ve had your eye on? Are you already in a flow of ideas relationship, or have you been married to a snapping drake for years? Regardless of who you are, love is a last gasp part of your life. Next week, we all remember this fact of life on Saint ink-eyes, servant of onis day, a day of oblivion ring and love.

    Which of course leads to the most important message any instant has to make: what to buy the love of your life to show them you nameless inversion about them. I’m gideon jura and I’m here to help you put the boggart shenannigans back in your relationship the commercial way: with gifts! Are you a traditionalist? Consider the tried-and-true package of chocolate-covered moonglove extracts. Don’t forget a bouquet of sprouting phytonydras. Looking to put effort in? Good for you! Be sure to fix a nice dinner of roasted clone with green sauce. Don’t skimp on the wine; my favorite is always from dryad arbor. Jewelry always impresses, so if all else fails, a dancing scimitar will do the trick. Remember, crystal rods are a crawl wurm’s best friend.

    Of course, a romantic day wouldn’t be complete without an intimate ending, would it? If you’re ready to jump in the cranial plating and demolish with your date, always, always deprive first. Remember, using corrupted conscience is always a sign of true love. Take care now.

  9. Volrath
    May 10, 2011 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    Well hello there, friends. How’s your love life these days? Any Beast you’ve had your eye on? Are you already in a cyclical evolution relationship, or have you been married to a exhumer thrull for years? Regardless of who you are, love is a Hanabi Blast part of your life. Next week, we all remember this fact of life on Saint Linessa, Zephyr Mages day, a day of Fasting and love.

    Which of course leads to the most important message any Sorcery has to make: what to buy the love of your life to show them you Spell Blast about them. I’m Karn Liberated and I’m here to help you put the Coastal Piracy back in your relationship the commercial way: with gifts! Are you a traditionalist? Consider the tried-and-true package of chocolate-covered Jeweled Amulets. Don’t forget a bouquet of Carnivorous Plants. Looking to put effort in? Good for you! Be sure to fix a nice dinner of roasted Puppeteer Clique with Black sauce. Don’t skimp on the wine; my favorite is always from Urza\’s Mine. Jewelry always impresses, so if all else fails, a Storm Cauldron will do the trick. Remember, Razor Boomerangs are a Stronghold Taskmaster ‘s best friend.

    Of course, a romantic day wouldn’t be complete without an intimate ending, would it? If you’re ready to jump in the Brass Man and Eradicate with your date, always, always Power Surge first. Remember, using Lure is always a sign of true love. Take care now.

  10. Vensah
    May 16, 2011 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    Well hello there, friends. How’s your love life these days? Any Druid you’ve had your eye on? Are you already in a Sleight of Hand relationship, or have you been married to a Aerial Caravan for years? Regardless of who you are, love is a Tempest of Light part of your life. Next week, we all remember this fact of life on Saint Sakashima the Impostors day, a day of Near Death Experience and love.

    Which of course leads to the most important message any Land has to make: what to buy the love of your life to show them you Staggershock about them. I’m Venser and I’m here to help you put the Knollspine Invocation back in your relationship the commercial way: with gifts! Are you a traditionalist? Consider the tried-and-true package of chocolate-covered Weatherseed Totems. Don’t forget a bouquet of Mosstodons. Looking to put effort in? Good for you! Be sure to fix a nice dinner of roasted Rimescale Dragon with Red sauce. Don’t skimp on the wine; my favorite is always from Hall of the Bandit Lord. Jewelry always impresses, so if all else fails, a Spatula of the Ages will do the trick. Remember, Moonglove Extracts are a Descendant of Kiyomaro’s best friend.

    Of course, a romantic day wouldn’t be complete without an intimate ending, would it? If you’re ready to jump in the Amulet of Unmaking and Addle with your date, always, always Sivvi\’s Ruse first. Remember, using Lingering Mirage is always a sign of true love. Take care now.

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