Peculiar Flavor Roundup – May the Fourth Be With Yo… Wait, That’s Next Week

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Charm Peddler, Ruric Thar, the Unbowed, Nine-Ringed Bo, and Quirion Ranger!

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I’m on vacation this week, so there will be no rejected flavor text coming next Monday. But I will be posting a very special Peculiar Flavor short story here at TheManaPool.com. If you can’t wait until then, head over to the Peculiar Flavor tumblr, where I’ll be posting the story in parts each night this week.

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Let the Wookiee Win – Vaelastrasz the Corrupt

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We finally get to find out who Vaelastrasz is and what’s going on with him! Unfortunately, it turns out Nefarian is running his own version of the Treadstone program! If that’s too obscure, just think Bourne Identity.

Nefarian has captured this red dragon and has tortured him until his mind snapped. Now that he’s lost his mind completely, Nefarian can use him as a weapon. And we just happen to be looking down the barrel!

No worries though, Vaelastrasz will keep our hands full of ammo of our own. For an insane and corrupt murderous dragon, he’s not such a bad guy.

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Let the Wookiee Win – Razorgore the Untamed

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Eggs for days! Razorgore and Nefarian are really pissed because I keep breaking their Corrupted Eggs. Apparently they were going to do some crazy cooking experiments with these eggs. They’re skipping leg day to cook up the protein supplements! They needs their protein, brah!

I can understand why they’re upset though. Imagine you hired this mercenary to clean a giant pest out of your basement, which he did. But then after his job was done he just worked his way up to your attic, slaughtering your friends as he went. And then he busted into your bedroom where you were about to do some serious dinner science and started smashing your ingredients!

Man I’m a jerk.

 

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Let the Wookiee Win – Blackrock Spire Class Challenges

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The classes in this challenge sound like the beginning of a bad joke – “A Priest and a Druid walk into the Blackrock Spire.” Feel free to come up with a punchline of your own.

This episode covers both of the Class Challenges from the Spire. It’s a bit odd, because this contains the easiest of the challenges thus far and the hardest of the challenges thus far. It’s completely ridiculous how big the swing in difficulty is between these two.

You would think I’d be able to restart my undefeated streak with these, right? Yeah, I thought so too…

 

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Let the Wookiee Win – Rend Blackhand

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Nefarian is still supremely ticked off at us, so we really have no choice but to keep fighting our way up the Spire! He really doesn’t get it, does he?

In this episode, Chewie goes up against Rend Blackhand and his strange, cycling hero power. These guy are the true Horde – the weenie horde! Will we re-establish our undefeated streak that was taken from us last time? That depends, did we start with the Druid?

 

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